Random Walk Trading.com
Monday
April 27, 2015
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Closing Prices From Yesterday
Today’s Number(s)
NO NUMBERS TODAY
Yesterday and Today
Yesterday
More slow days as the market consolidates in a tight range near all-time highs. The Dow was up 0.12% while the Nasdaq was up 0.71% after strong earnings in AMZN. Oil and the Euro were not moving much, so Friday was almost not worth the electricity spent running the exchanges. The one notable thing was bonds were up after taking a clobbering earlier in the week.
TODAY
AAPL reports AFTER the close. If I see a good Convoluted Spread I will let students of POT know, but as you know I don’t like AAPL earnings as they are too unpredictable.
There are no earnings out that will move the markets other than AAPL after the close. We have no economic numbers. I suspect the markets will be slow again today. But as we get closer to the end of earnings season the markets will take the remaining earnings for granted and ābaked in to the pieā and the markets can start moving again.
POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.
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Watch….someone in charge is going to die in either a plane crash, car accident, or suicide. 47 people close to the Clintons died of mysterious circumstances whenever Hillary got into trouble. But what difference does it make?
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