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Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

A nice day up in the markets. Once again the news in earnings was horrible. Japan’s economy is shrinking. People are concerned about Germany’s GDP numbers today, which could rock our markets more than our economic numbers. Yet, as long as bonds go higher our markets go higher.

Tuesday was setting up to run up like yesterday until the bonds sold off, and then we closed down on the day. In short….NOTHING matters except the Fed. They got us here and they will take us back down (eventually).

TODAY

Well, we are now only 350 points form 17,000 a gain, a number people didn’t thing (last week) they would see again for a long time. Make no mistake about it…..we are in Bizaroo World. Good news is bad, and bad news is good.

Good news will have bonds fall and take the Dow down with it. Bad news gives bond traders the misguided hope that interest rates will stay at zero forever, and that is good for the stock market. Don’t think so?

Look at the facts. IRS-gate, Fast and Furious, Iran still building nukes, Iraq under terrorist control, Russia v. Ukraine still uncertain, a 6% approval rating for Congress and a 40% for the president. We also have Obamacare that is not turning out as bad as the tea party feared, but it is still not 20% as good as it was sold to us by Pelosi and Obama. We have Americans not using the internet as audaciously because of the NSA. Corporate earnings stink. Even McDonalds is caught up in a Chinese food scandal and having their worst sales in 10 years. And I didn’t know they even went back to the McRib sandwich.

The list goes on (and on, and on….). Yet the markets will continue to go up for a little while longer, in all likelihood. Why? The few people who do have cash to invest have no place to put it other than the stock market. Real estate is showing signs of weakness. Commodities have been getting hit. Bonds can have a lower rate than zero.

It will not be until the Fed looks like a rate hike is coming that the market will likely fall. When it comes the first wave down will be a head-fake. We will likely bounce and then fall for real the second time. Not today, though.

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Awesome job of sitting in the sweet spot. Keep it up PCLN. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Too True To Be Funny

Someone gives me 100:1 odds & I will take the bet she says “The Dog Ate It”

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Attorney Stuff

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