Morning Update: August 28, 2014

 

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

ONLY 4 DAYS REMAINING

ITALY

One – Yes the class is sold out to attend live. We could squeeze in one more if you absolutely wanted to come.

TWO – We still have room for the live broadcast that is just like the class in Italy, but in your living room instead of Rome. It includes everything from the books, slides, and recordings.

THREE – In the past I have done all I could to be genuine and sincere. Sometimes it comes across as over promising. I am have HUGE list of “things to do” and am never bored. This time I took a different approach and did the reverse. I promised a book that is about 100 pages. It turns out it is well over 200, but I kept coming up with more ideas that I felt were important. This criteria alone came out to be 64 pages.

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Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

A very slow and tight range for the market as a whole. The Dow was in a 56 point range all day.

Some stocks that were acting poorly all year showed some signs of life. Meanwhile a couple of the stronger stocks like TSLA and AAPL were also up.

TODAY

Continuing Claims and Existing Home Sales will lead the day. I would find it too easy and too ironic for the market to fall from 17,122 – right where it fell from 3 weeks ago. Add to that the SPX closed above (barely) 2,000 for the last two days. The Dow hit a new high 2 days ago hitting 17,153. The NASDAQ is at highs. Bonds are at all time lows. If we can’t get a squirt higher I will be amazed, though it is my fear that it wont happen.

In all sincerity, I am really nervous about the downside at this point. Experience has shown that the thing that is bringing us this high (low interest rates) are still low, and went even lower yesterday. Until bonds fall it is unlikely we are going to fall. And in all honesty….this is taking longer to go down than I expected. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Class is closed…..Still a couple of seats left for the ONLINE CLASS from home.

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Too True To Be Funny

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Morning Update: August 27, 2014

 

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

ONLY 5 DAYS REMAINING

ITALY

One – Yes the class is sold out to attend live. We could squeeze in one more if you absolutely wanted to come.

TWO – We still have room for the live broadcast that is just like the class in Italy, but in your living room instead of Rome. It includes everything from the books, slides, and recordings.

THREE – In the past I have done all I could to be genuine and sincere. Sometimes it comes across as over promising. I am have HUGE list of “things to do” and am never bored. This time I took a different approach and did the reverse. I promised a book that is about 100 pages. It turns out it is well over 200, but I kept coming up with more ideas that I felt were important. This criteria alone came out to be 64 pages.

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Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Sort of an unusual day. The SPX did close above 2000 for the first time. We hit a new all-time high in the Dow, but things back off after.

TODAY

Hands up in the air. There are no economic numbers out today that should move the market. Yesterday I stated in the Morning Update that I thought “I suspect that anyone who was long the market a month ago and got trapped in the 5% move down will be liquidating some positions on the open”. The liquidation did come, but not until late in the day.

As for today I would not be surprised if a lack of stimulus from economic numbers being taken bullishly is over ridden by people wanting to brag that they sold SPX 2000, Dow 17,100, etc. We will see though. This market has been so strong that I still don’t believe it. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Class is closed…..Still a couple of seats left for the ONLINE CLASS from home.

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Too True To Be Funny

Forgot to take out all of the trash. 

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Morning Update: August 26, 2014

 

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

Housekeeping 

ITALY

One – Yes the class is sold out to attend live. We could squeeze in one more if you absolutely wanted to come.

TWO – We still have room for the live broadcast that is just like the class in Italy, but in your living room instead of Rome. It includes everything from the books, slides, and recordings.

THREE – In the past I have done all I could to be genuine and sincere. Sometimes it comes across as over promising. I am have HUGE list of “things to do” and am never bored. This time I took a different approach and did the reverse. I promised a book that is about 100 pages. It turns out it is well over 200, but I kept coming up with more ideas that I felt were important. This criteria alone came out to be 64 pages.

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Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Sort of……

The SPX cash got as high as 2001.95, above the 2000 market for the first time. BUT no one will consider this real because it didn’t close above it. The Dow got as high as 17,124.74, but the all time high was 17,151.56.

I was actually a little surprised that we didn’t close on the highs yesterday. Yesterday’s update I stated that we were going to open above 2,000 on the SPX and above 17,100 on the Dow. I thought we would close above that and get squeezed even higher. Oh well, I was close. 

TODAY

We have several economic numbers coming out today. I suspect that anyone who was long the market a month ago and got trapped in the 5% move down will be liquidating some positions on the open.

Over the next week or two we might get a squeeze higher toward 17,500. If this happens this will be the squeeze up I am looking for before a drop. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Class is closed…..Still a couple of seats left for the ONLINE CLASS from home.

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Too True To Be Funny

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Morning Update: August 25, 2014

 

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Keep in mind the following:

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC.

Historically September is the ONLY month (since 1950) that is down for the year (on average). People are so afraid of October crashes that they sell in September. This creates a high volatility environment. Yehaw!

Great Morning

A couple of things to address int eh “House Keeping Department”.

ITALY

One – Yes the class is sold out to attend live. We could squeeze in one more if you absolutely wanted to come.

TWO – We still have room for the live broadcast that is just like the class in Italy, but in your living room instead of Rome. It includes everything from the books, slides, and recordings.

THREE – In the past I have done all I could to be genuine and sincere. Sometimes it comes across as over promising. I am have HUGE list of “things to do” and am never bored. This time I took a different approach and did the reverse. I promised a book that is about 100 pages. It turns out it is well over 200, but I kept coming up with more ideas that I felt were important. This criteria alone came out to be 64 pages.

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

A quiet day. The Fed people were all at Jackson Hole and somehow Yellen managed to say nothing, and have it dissected all day. AAPL made a new all time high which equates to 709.24 on a pre-split. The Ukraine was quiet, and the markets tested 17,000 and it held. 

TODAY

With Yellen’s comments out of the way for another month, Russia pulling its Trojan Horses out of the Ukraine, etc. we have no where to go but UP today on the open. We will first test Friday’s highs of 17,064 and if we break that, 17,100 is next. We need SPX 2,000. That is what people are waiting for. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Class is closed…..Still a couple of seats left for the ONLINE CLASS from home.

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Too True To Be Funny

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Morning Update: August 22, 2014

 

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Keep in mind the following:

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC.

Historically September is the ONLY month (since 1950) that is down for the year (on average). People are so afraid of October crashes that they sell in September. This creates a high volatility environment. Yehaw!

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

NO NUMBERS TODAY – BUT – Jackson Hole Conference with Fed people. That is bigger

Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Same blueprint as has been going on for 6 days in a row. The only difference is that bonds were up all day. The economic numbers out were actually good, and yet bonds still climbed. Many stocks that have been dead the whole run higher finally came back to life.

TODAY

We don’t have any economic numbers out today, but more important is the Jackson Hole summit with Fed governors. On Wed the Fed minutes were released and the tone was not good for the bond or stock market. People shook that off after 5 minutes with a “Let’s see what Yellen has to say at Jackson Hole” attitude. Well, today is make or break.

I except the markets to be jittery before and during Yellen’s speech, and then a -100 point move after she concludes. If Yellen sounds too optimistic about the economy things could get ugly on the downside, but I suspect she knows this and will try her best to not say the wrong thing.

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Class is closed…..Still a couple of seats left for the ONLINE CLASS from home.

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Screen Shot 2014-08-11 at 2.23.17 AM

Too True To Be Funny

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Morning Update: August 21, 2014

 

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Keep in mind the following:

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC.

Historically September is the ONLY month (since 1950) that is down for the year (on average). People are so afraid of October crashes that they sell in September. This creates a high volatility environment. Yehaw!

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

The Dow closed within 21 points of 17,000. The SPX closed 1,986.51. The previous high was 1.68 points higher on July 24th.

The Fed released its minutes from the last meeting and it barely affected the market. The markets did have some moderate gains going into the report, puled back for a few minutes and then went right back up. The Fed essentially said that rates could rise sooner than expected since inflation is right where they want it, jobs are improving and QE is ending on pave (October). That tone, what the media calls “hawkish” was enough to watch the market go slightly negative before it bounced right back.

All in all…a very quiet day considering the SPX went from <1909 to 1986 in 9 days.

TODAY Continue reading »

Morning Update: August 20, 2014

Wednesday

August 20, 2014

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Apology.

I apologize for not reminding you last Wednesday that it was “International Left-Handers Day”

My bad.

I have been SUPER busy finishing up the final touches on a few items forItalyClass – PREMIUM SELLING to start on Sept.1.

Keep in mind the following:

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Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday (FRIDAY)

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Today’s Number(s)  

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

It really has been tough sledding. The market has gone up so fast and so hard it is hard to get ahead of the wave. Another 80 points higher yesterday, only because it was a slow day. Remember that Monday was up 175 points ONLY because we didn’t have a war on Sat or Sun in the Ukraine. Imagine that.

What is unique now is that the bonds are falling and the market is going up anyway. That is strength we have not seen before in a while. Or is it that if bonds were going up we would have been up 300 on Monday and 150 yesterday? Is there really that much money needing to go somewhere?

TODAY

All that matters is the Fed minutes at 2:00. We have had the market go up after almost every Fed meeting this year. Last month’s Fed minutes was the exception. At the end of the day one could not look at any stock or index and guess that the Fed announced that day.

I can’t imagine things will be the same today. There is just too much focus on the bonds of late and the run up it had over Russia last week.

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Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Too True To Be Funny

Sometimes genius comes in weird ways. Lol

But this is not one of them.

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Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

Morning Update: August 19, 2014

Tuesday

August 19, 2014

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Apology.

I apologize for not reminding you last Wednesday that it was “International Left-Handers Day”

My bad.

I have been SUPER busy finishing up the final touches on a few items for Italy Class – PREMIUM SELLING to start on Sept.1. Could this be the best time to be selling premium as volatility swings around for the first time in MONTHS?

Keep in mind the following:

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Keep in mind the following:

Historically September is the ONLY month (since 1950) that is down for the year (on average). People are so afraid of October crashes that they sell in September. This creates a high volatility environment. Yehaw!

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)  

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

WOW…it is hard to think just a week or so ago I was being told I can’t see that the market is crashing. I saw it falling, yes. But I didn’t see anything that would tell me that the thing is broke, or as I put it “not just another one of the 10 corrections we have had in the last 3 years”.

And in all fairness, this drop was miniscule compared to what we had in February, or last year when the government shut down was going to end capitalism for all time. We were told by politicians that there would be no police, fire or teachers. Somehow we still can afford them, and the politicians who were creating the fear.

So the Dow closed up over 1% yesterday. The Dow is only 162 points away from 17,000. The SPX is only 16 points from ALL TIME highs. We were up 16 points yesterday because there was no war over the weekend. I got news for people….we don’t have wars most weekend….lol.

What was surprising was that we staged this move higher despite bonds falling. Most rallies higher (of late) have been killed when the bonds started to sell off. But then again, last Friday the 200 basis point move higher in the bonds was a little stupid. Being short the bonds is tough when they wont go down, and it seems like a lot of people took losses all at once.

TODAY

Real numbers out today.

My first inclination is that we are up so much so fast since the bottom a week ago, that this is going to be the “blow off” top coming soon. I have been talking for 2 years about not thinking the end is near until we get a parabolic run higher. A run higher so strong that little kids are cracking open their piggy banks to buy a share of Pixar. We have had a strong and large run higher, but it has been slow, tame and lethargic. It has been more of a climbing a wall of worry than a bullish frenzy.

BUT if the numbers come out just right tomorrow we could get another sick day higher, that would put the SPX at all time highs, the Dow at 17,000, etc.

But don’t get cocky. We are long in POT class because you can’t fight a tsunami of buying, but we are going to start getting short hard, big and into Defcon 2 stage.

I am not sure if the drop happens in September or later, but September would be the perfect storm. This is the weakest month historically. Scott will be traveling (which is historically good for a >8% move down), we are finally getting some panic buying, the world is in chaos and all of this has been ignored. Putin is sending in Trojan horses and no one seems to have read the Aeneid. Can it be that not one single politician in a position of power went to private schools, or was Dr. Suess mandatory reading for them?

300 Empty trucks can’t be a good thing.

Future

This is completely absurd. Yes this market is going higher and going to continue going higher. It shouldn’t but you can’t fight what it is doing. But the more gas in the shuttle, the bigger the explosion when it stops going higher.

There is going to be SO MUCH OPPORTUNITY when this thing falls, it is not funny. Remember the 800 point drop a couple weeks ago. It looked and felt bad when going through it. Imagine that every day for a month, two months, or more.

So if you have a friend that is in the market and unhedged. Have him download our Basic Book for free in the iTunes store. Have him go to another firm. Just have them learn. We don’t care who they learn from.

Bill Fleckenstein, President of Fleckenstein Capital, told King World News that he anticipated big problems for stocks and bonds down the road.

Fleckenstein said that easy monetary policy has led to a misallocation of capital and that no one has seen what happens when central banks print as much as they have since the financial crisis.

“Bonds are a joke, yes, and stocks are a joke, and which one is going to crack first and which one is going to lead to more trouble, I can’t tell you, other than both are going to be big problems somewhere down the road,” he said. From Fleckenstein


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Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Too True To Be Funny

Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

Morning Update: August 18, 2014

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Apology.

I apologize for not reminding you last Wednesday that it was “International Left-Handers Day”

My bad.

I have been SUPER busy finishing up the final touches on a few items for Italy Class – PREMIUM SELLING to start on Sept.1. Could this be the best time to be selling premium as volatility swings around for the first time in MONTHS?

Keep in mind the following:

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Keep in mind the following:

Historically September is the ONLY month (since 1950) that is down for the year (on average). People are so afraid of October crashes that they sell in September. This creates a high volatility environment. Yehaw!

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Schizophrenia.

Actually the correct term would be “multi-personality disorder”. People get those two terms mixed up, include Robin William in his routines…Anyhow….Our hearts go out to his family.

It was a strange day. The Dow opened higher as Random Walk expected and said it would (the night before). At about 10:30am eastern news hit that Russia sent a non-humanitarian aid military vehicle into the Ukraine, and the Ukrainian military literally blew it to pieces.

This forced the market to fall quickly in chunks as shown in the chart below. I sent an update to POT people saying this was a joke and we would bounce. I demonstrated how to “fade” news and sold an ATM put spread a tad early.

Nothing but bad news was hitting the tape all day including bad economic news, ISIS in Iraq issues, Obama criticizing the situation in Missouri, etc. By the end of the day the markets climbed back to unchanged with the SPX closing down $0.12. A lot of chaos and stress turned into a non-event.

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Part (or the majority) of the reason for the bounce was the bonds were up dramatically, huge, large, gigantically. It was nothing about the economic news, rather all about flight to safety as the Ukraine situation developed. This index is so over-valued it gives me acrophobia. Another bubble provided by the good people at the Federal Reserve – “serving all your bubble needs”.

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TODAY

The great news is that the market is finally moving. We are getting two-sided moves. One would think that a one-sided always up market would be easier to trade, but for me it isn’t.

NAHB
We have the housing numbers out at 10:00am. This is a puny number and should not have too much bearing on the market, unless it is inflationary. Based on everything that occurred last Friday a trader with a good deal of “market feel” would have to be of the opinion that we are going up. With NO good news, and a lot of bad news Friday we were unchanged. W made it through the weekend without a nuclear war. Make sense?

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Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Too True To Be Funny

Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

 

Morning Update: August 15, 2014

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Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Another day higher in the markets, but only because of the bonds. The markets were down slightly when bonds were near being unchanged, but as the bonds ran higher so did the SPX. It doesn’t make sense to me how things are still so quiet after the fall we had.

TODAY

Huge numbers out today. If bonds go down, we will go down and then the bonds will go up. If bonds go up, we will go up. At least that has been the trend for weeks now.

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Awesome job of sitting in the sweet spot. Keep it up PCLN. 

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Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Too True To Be Funny

Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.