Morning Update: September 16, 2014

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Yesterday we saw massive exiting of NASDAQ stocks with the money going into Dow stocks. Some of the cash being sold out of NASDAQ stocks may be attributed to people wanting to liquidate to get in on the Alibaba IPO. At the end of the day one could look back on the movement of the markets and say it was a “non-event” with the Dow up 43 points and the SPX down -1.41. On the other hand there might be some seismic activity going on now that we are parked at 17,000 and the forward movement we saw in the past year stagnating.

TODAY

It doesn’t matter what happens today. Tomorrow is the big day everyone is focusing on. We have a couple decent levels of importance numbers coming out before the open. Those numbers may give traders a clue as to what THEY anticipate the Fed will be doing on Wednesday, but it really doesn’t matter. Regardless of the CPI and PPI results the Fed has its mind pretty much made up before the release of these numbers. The Fed can NOT be hoping around skittish because of the results of one number, but that will not stop traders from believing they will.

So we could have a tad of a volatile open after the numbers. A mildly bad CPI and PPI number will be taken as a positive for the markets as traders will justify the Fed can not raise rates if the economy stinks. If the numbers are super good traders may think Yellen is re-writing her speech for the next day to include content about being more aggressive in raising rates, and the market will fall a fair amount. In the end, it is all garbage today. Tomorrow at 2:01pm is when the real action starts – until next month when the same stupid arguments arise.

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POT Tomorrow: Given any strange activity in the markets after the Fed speaks, we are preparing to cover what you asked for – a mini-Liquid example of the different ways in which to take a profit. We started on this Wednesday at the suggestion of a student, and are following up on it as this is YOUR class.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.wtf

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Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the Daily Planet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

Morning Update: September 15, 2014

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

The markets fell on the open and broker a key support level before climbing back above the number and resting there the remainder of the day.

TODAY

Anything that happens between now and Wednesday is in preparation for what is probably the biggest Fed meeting of the year. I expect the markets to open weaker on FEAR and concern about the meeting coming up at 2:00pm Wednesday.

The concern the markets are having is QE3 is winding down and many in the Fed are making noise that interest rates should be raised sooner than originally planned. Add to this the fact that Asian stocks are at their lowest levels with tensions between China and every other country in the area.

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.wtf

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Let me get this right…..she is saying Democrats are not fear mongers, but civilization is in jeopardy if the Republicans take the Senate? I guess that alone is reason to vote Republican. I have to see civilization collapse again like it did when she and Obama said it would during the government shutdown 18 months ago. That would, by my estimates, put the Dow at 19,000.

Attorney Stuff

DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the Daily Planet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.

Morning Update: September 12, 2014

Friday

September 12, 2014

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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NOTE: I am in ITALY AND WATCHING THE MARKETS….(ALMOST) seamless transition so far.

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Happy Day!

Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

Yes, I got lucky on the call from yesterday. I stated that we would open weak on concerns about a terrorist attack and by the end of the day when nothing happened we would be up on the day. It was just blind luck.

TODAY

Here is what I am thinking – right or wrong. We are spending a LOT of time at SPX 2000, but can’t run higher, nor sell off. We had to get through 9-11 anniversary fears, the President talking about ISIS (or ISIL), and some economic numbers. The only real fear left is what comes out of the Fed meeting next week. People are (once again) expecting the Fed to speed up their agenda for when they raise rates.

I would like to see us get through to next week unscathed with a bounce higher but after all this uncertainty has passed, if this market can’t go higher I am getting scared. So tomorrow and next Tue and Wed are defining moments in my opinion.

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Separate Updates After The Open

Class TOnight

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

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Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)


We have a goal, mission and objective. Please read below.

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We did NOT get any TARP money, so we are not aligned with any politician (none want us). We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. There is no guarantee the sun will come up tomorrow. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Tarot cards, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, ex-cons, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. We want you to know that trading is risky, even if very educated about different strategies designed to reduce risk. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke. 

Morning Update: September 11, 2014

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September 11, 2014

Reminder: POT is tomorrow night.

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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NOTE: I am in ITALY AND WATCHING THE MARKETS….(ALMOST) seamless transition so far.

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday /Tuesday

The market opened up lower and bounced long with AAPL’s gains. Plain an simple….nothing much went on other than the VIX expanded and contracted.

Last night Obama spoke and sounded very presidential. The only negative I have of him is he seems to taunt Congress all the time, and then stupidly wonders why they don’t want to work with him. It is much like the time when I walked into a shrink’s office and said, “Doc., I am having problems making friends your FU*#ing A*&Sole”. Oh well, other than taunting congress he did the best I have seen him.

Today

Wow…got me….

I am still assuming that we are going higher (though not every day) until perhaps next week’s Fed meeting shows a change in interest rates. My GUESS is that we will open a little weaker on a cautious tone given today’s 13th anniversary of 9-11 and the anniversary of our Embassy in Libya being over run. I think it was because some Libyans didn’t care for a movie they saw on the internet? Something like that (sarcasm).

We will most likely get through the day without incident and the market will breadth sigh of relief to the upside. Again, that is a guess. We are real close to all time highs and have not fallen hard yet, so….

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

POT is being held Tomorrow Night instead of yesterday due to Italy’s internet infrastructure.

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Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

ITALY

Everything is going about as well as expected. Keep in mind our long deltas are a result of the Billy Baroo (for the most part). I will be looking for a way to acquire a few short deltas shortly. Recall that one wants to be short a specific number of deltas for their current gamma, vega and skew.

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Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)


We have a goal, mission and objective. Please read below.

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We did NOT get any TARP money, so we are not aligned with any politician (none want us). We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. There is no guarantee the sun will come up tomorrow. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Tarot cards, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, ex-cons, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. We want you to know that trading is risky, even if very educated about different strategies designed to reduce risk. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke. 

Morning Update: September 10, 2014

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September 10, 2014

1-855-RWT-0008

Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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NOTE: I am in ITALY AND WATCHING THE MARKETS….(ALMOST) seamless transition so far. 

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

This was the first day in 3 weeks with more than a 1/2% move in the markets. The Market opened up down a little. Once the AAPL conference started and people got a gleam of what was going to be announced the stock ran up $4+ and took the market to about unchanged. Once people got to digest the news the market began to focus back on interest rates possibly climbing much sooner than expected – at least that is what the media says.

I don’t believe it as bonds and the TLT were almost unchanged, and were in the same spot all day. If it was a bond issue then the market would not have moved. If you overlap the SPX and AAPL you see an almost perfect correlation.

Today

The economic news is rather anemic today, but we do get to see Obama waffle around the middle east and ISIS again. The market closed near its lows with a wide range and strong volume. That has me guessing we could get a little more selling on the open, but if things get too goofy I will be adding another example for ITALY’s class Billy Baroo template.

It is a tough call from here, but if on believes that the trend is the trend…dips are a buying opportunity.

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern – Except Tonight.

POT is postponed until Friday because of internet in Rome / Capri.

Flying back later today so as to avoid dealing with the confines of poor internet.

Yes, that is how dedicated I am to this.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

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Too True To Be Funny

How bad do you have to be to be a democrat and have Michael Moore call you a disappointment? He thought Jimmy Carter was held back a little. 

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Attorney Stuff

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)


We have a goal, mission and objective. Please read below.

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We did NOT get any TARP money, so we are not aligned with any politician (none want us). We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. There is no guarantee the sun will come up tomorrow. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Tarot cards, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, ex-cons, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. We want you to know that trading is risky, even if very educated about different strategies designed to reduce risk. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke. 

Morning Update: September 9, 2014

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September 9, 2014

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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NOTE: I am in ITALY AND WATCHING THE MARKETS….(ALMOST) seamless transition so far. 

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

A down day, but nothing that bad. The market opened down n spent much of the day own 50 Dow points (10 E-mini), but cut the losses in half by the close. The SPX closed above 2,000. 

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Today

Several items are of concern to me going forward:

  • Goldman Sacks is having many of their analysts claim that the bull market can continue another 2-3 years. Even if that is true, this is their typical behavior and tone when selling large amounts of product. They tell everyone to BUY so there is a liquid market for them to SELL.

  • We have had 14 days in a row with less than a 1/2% move in the market on any given day. Months ago I was doing the 1% daily move count with us exceeding 50 days in a row. Now I have to do a 1/2% move count. This can be a signal that we are at a point of equilibrium where new buyers are being offset by the “big boys” who have owned the whole time and are looking to get out.

  • The ECB announced that it has little tools left to fight any adverse situation in the markets. I think the FED is in the same boat, but has not been honest/crazy enough to spark a panic and announce it.

  • Geo-politically speaking the markets don’t always react to bad news until the last second. Just go back to WWI and WWII and look. The markets didn’t sell off until a couple of days of us going into WWI. The opposite can be true too. We sold off for a year before going into the Gulf the first time. Right now we are discounting any escalation by Russia, which may feel backed into a corner.

  • To a lesser extent AAPL may be an issue. Almost every time after the company brings out a new phone at a premier, despite the long lines, the stock falls more than 5%.

But the trend is the trend, an often a friend, until it isn’t.

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

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Too True To Be Funny

Look…we know he lies, but if he calls it ISIL why do they and the rest of the world call themselves ISIS. Think about it…there is a reason.  

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Morning Update: September 8, 2014

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September 8, 2014

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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NOTE: I am in ITALY AND WATCHING THE MARKETS….(ALMOST) seamless transition so far.

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

Friday was a choppy day in the markets. The E-minis were looking down about -8 to -10 points. After the market opened we fell, then bounced to near unchanged, and fell again. At the end of the day we rallied to near new highs, but never seem to be able to pierce them.

Today

Down on the open by 30-50 points. Any really sloppy selling will likely be a buying opportunity. 

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Morning Update: September 5, 2014

Friday

September 5, 2014

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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Disclaimer. Any idiot terrorists are NOT to hold Random Walk responsible. This is the sole creation of Scott who will be happy to discuss his creation and opinion with you personally. In the mean time, the gates of hell are welcoming you. 

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

It was another horrendous day for the bond markets, but one where it look like NATO might actually be still in business.

Recent years has seen the international community and America look at NATO as a toothless and symbolic dog. It was considered pretty much a waste of money in America as we spend 4% of our military budget on NATO with no benefits.

With all that is going on in Russia and talks of NATO adding a quick response team to it’s list of responsibilities, it appears (at least on the surface) that the majority of the world is starting to take Putin seriously. And what makes things more interesting is that Putin is actually acting a little more submissive.

This back-tracking on Putin’s claims that he has no control over so-called “non-Russian” separatists in the Ukraine has the market moving higher on the open. The rally was slow, measured but did peak at new highs. After the SPX crossed the 2010 area we held there with no further advances until we eventually reversed, which has been the modus operandi of late – move one way and then close in the other direction.

I am not sure if it was the heavy bond market that caused the late day selling or more realistic expectations of the amount of control NATO actually has over Putin’s agenda.

Today

It appears that the markets were getting a little ahead of themselves yesterday when making new highs but were pointing the direction for that last leg to 17,500 area (give or take a couple hundred points). Important economic numbers are out today that may help move the market higher IF the numbers stink. But I suspect that is not the likely outcome. A more cautious approach to the NATO meeting and future of geopolitical issues is likely what we will be seeing today with a small down market.

REMEMBER that my long term guess for what will move the markets up dramatically from here is:

  • We have problems with Russia in the Ukraine. Russia will likely intensify the Ukraine mess to put pressure on his negotiation ability.

  • ISIS was completely non-strategic and retarded in their threats against the US and Russia. One always plays the two big boys against each other instead of making themselves an idiot sandwich. Not these geniuses.

  • Putin and the US both want a resolution to the Ukraine issue. Putin can’t appear to be weak ad back down at this point, especially with elections next month.

  • Resolution? Russia and the US act together to totally devastated ISIS and its leadership militarily. Russia will have the role of killing leaders, something the US finds distasteful (with the exception of Bin Laden). A massive and global sigh of relief will take place. Putin will pull out of the Ukraine and not lose face because the victory over ISIS will overshadow the Ukraine. Boom…stock market runs 300 – 400 points higher in a day.

Again, this is just a guess but when highly complicated political issues come up with super powers both sides are wanting a victory, and when both sides can have a clear victory over a bunch of loser, sissy, terrorists idiots like ISIS, it is a HUGE win-win. I just wish there was a way to pay the military to let me work the gun in one of the tanks or planes that mows down those idiots. I would love to bring some heads back as gifts to the two reporter’s family. 

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With the long SPX weekly 1995-2010 call spread closed out yesterday our deltas have gone from a positive 300 to a negative 100. Any pull back today will result in me getting longer deltas again in the POT account. A separate update is coming.

With the top Russia general wanting the ability to wage a nuclear first strike against the US, I doubt we are going much higher in the immediate future. Of course this is all just bluff, but it does affect the markets.

I am of the mind that if a nuclear war does occur no one will be around (or want to be around) after, so being short puts wont matter. The next big drop based on this news is a put selling opportunity. It is September after all the worst month (historically) for the markets. 

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details. 

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A separate update is coming.

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Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We did NOT get any TARP money, so we are not aligned with any politician (none want us). We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. There is no guarantee the sun will come up tomorrow. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Tarot cards, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, ex-cons, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. We want you to know that trading is risky, even if very educated about different strategies designed to reduce risk. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke. 

Morning Update: September 4, 2014

Thursday

September 4, 2014

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win. 

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday

The day started off on a very strong note with the E-minis up 7.00. As the day progressed the E-minis sold off to unchanged and remained there as NATO talked about sending troops to Estonia as a signal to Putin to pull back from its aggressive agenda. In addition AAPL fell 4% in response to the iCloud break in and Samsung’s new releases.

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Today

Things are going to get a little dicey for a short period of time, making a guess about future market movement a little confusing. The geopolitical mess (the increased pressure from NATO against Russia, the seeming breakdown in talks between Putin and the Ukraine president, etc.) make world peace a little more dicey.

I am guessing here, but I would not be surprised t see US and Russian tensions increase as Putin has more international pressure put on him over the Ukraine and Syria. I would not be surprised to see Putin push Obama’s resolve again as every time the two confronted each other Obama blinked. It is a lot of fun to win a contest, an every time Putin pushes Obama he wins. Why not try another spin of the wheel?

In the end I would NOT be surprised if at the height of tensions with Russia and the US the two countries reunite their past friendship by taking a joint stance against the ISIS idiots. A joint strike of ISIS by Russia and the US would defuse the situation totally. I know some find this asinine, but ISIS is threatening both Obama and Putin over their Syria interests.


And we could use Russia’s help given Obama’s latest comments where he stated he has no idea what to do with ISIS. 

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Terry taught POT last night, and despite being out to dinner with students in Italy I am sure he did a great job.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Class concluded after 3 days of fun and education. A field trip around the Vatican, the Colosseum, the Pantheon and other sites was done as well 3 intense days of education.

We initiated 2 different paper trades to use as an example which will be followed through. I may elect to add more. In addition, should the markets take a big drop in the near future (with volatility increases) I will likely have a special online class bonus. I am NOT done with this class material an content as selling premium is my favorite strategy. 

I want to thank everyone who were in the class. This was a great class and much of it success was due to people in attendance.

I want to thank Paulo and Giuseppe for their awesome hospitality and friendship. Giuseppe assisted us with the internet that made this class more reliable from an internet perspective. Also I want to thank Janou for her assistance. I can fire 3 girls when I have her kind assistance.

Separate updates are available and provided when needed. The first coming today. 

Morning Update: September 3, 2014

 

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Terry Teaching POT Tonight

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Random Walk’s Motto:

Success through integrity and care. The law of abundance means we can all win.

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Happy Day!

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday /Friday

Holy Bond Market Batman. The markets opened higher and I really thought we were going to make a big run up. Yet it was not meant to be. The market can ignore a President admitting he I clueless about what to do (and I do appreciate the honesty). The markets can ignore Putin invading the Ukraine. The markets can ignore deflation heading towards a double/triple dip recession, and actually run higher on the news. The markets can run higher into bad earnings.

What the markets took time trying to digest is the bond market falling 204 basis points yesterday (TLT). The market opened higher and began to sink as bonds sank. The lower bonds went the lower the Dow went. It was not until the bond market closed that we overcame this problem an went beck to unchanged.

Today

Provided that the bond market doesn’t die again, we will likely be higher. Keep in mind that the bonds are simply back to where they were couple of weeks ago, so it is not like they are making new lows.


I saw this propaganda material from the “Ministry of Misinformation an Self-Serving News Releases”

They are saying that the market could run for years and the SPX move up 50% more. Hmmmm… must be getting closer n closer to the top. Apparently Morgan needs a lot of buyers to come in so that they can gt out of long positions. But these things take weeks and months to come to fruition, so I am not worried about falling today. I a actually more worried about one big move higher than one lower.

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POT will be taught this Wednesday Night by Terry Haupt. It will be at the same time. Be gentle on him…he is the least technologically advanced traders in history.

POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

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DISCLAIMER (Seriously!)

Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.

We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.

Random Walk only provides education (and a great cup of Starbucks if you visit our office). If you want advice please consult an attorney, licensed broker, Joe Kearnan, tax consultant, investment adviser, etc. Random Walk, LLC is full of morons, dolts, has-been(s), chromosome damaged individuals, thieves, losers, and carnival barkers. Any attempt to find a semblance of intelligence or integrity in Random Walk would be a waste of time. We will sell products, but advise against buying them. We Do Not Give Advice.

When reading this you acknowledge that you agree to hold harmless Random Walk, LLC, its employees, independent contractors, authors, managers, owner(s), spouses, children, cousins, friends, bail bondsmen, and favorite bartender. In fact, you agree to grow up, accept some responsibility for your own actions, and stop believing the media that sells you on how nothing is your fault. You further agree in the antiquated and lost values that America is the land of opportunity and not the land of handouts. You agree any loss in the markets is a result of your own actions as we told you NOT to trade without consulting someone other than us.

All paper trades are SOLELY for example and to illustrate how certain strategies could perform without the benefit of hindsight and back-testing. You agree NOT to trade based on anything we say, do, write, advertise, etc. If we were smart we would be teaching high-school math and making the really big bucks. You agree to abide by the laws of your country and that it is legal to accept this transmission.

Every attempt has been made to ensure accuracy, but we are clueless. As a result it would be foolish and impossible to assure the accuracy of any numbers and/or come close to writing a sentence that is grammatically correct. You agree not to get on our case emotionally, physically, spiritually (no Voodoo dolls please) or legally when we screw up. We are doing our best to keep up with evolution, but it is a fast race and we are falling behind. If any of this stuff is too hard to accept please let us know and we will remove you from our mailing list and short term memory.

Random Walk deeply cares about each and every student. We try to keep the selling of products to a minimum. We believe our students are a result of attraction rather than promotion. This does NOT mean that the more attractive you are, the more we promote ourselves (in general).

Our products are written ONLY by floor traders, fund managers and retired floor traders. But that really doesn’t mean much. They are expensive and unique. That does NOT mean they (materials) come on a tablet of concrete from Mt. Sinai. . If you are still reading this, you will likely be the first to have gotten this far. No guarantee for accuracy is made. Nothing we do is audited and we make no promise of accuracy.

Because of the proprietary nature of our materials and the ease of electronic copying, all sales are final. There are far too many people who have no problem stealing our materials and putting them on torrents or copying them. These are the same low-life, selfish, whining, half-wit hypocrites that would cry like a newborn with a wet diaper if someone stole their car radio. They have to pay for our materials before stealing them, and live with their karma (and our legal team). Yes, we have caught a few and now have one person working on detective work solely.

Sales are far from our largest concern. If you are a whiner, complainer, or generally unhappy with life please go to someone else in this industry who values money over happiness. We can point you in the direction of other firms that only care about the bottom and top line. Jerry Springer can also point you in the right direction. Besides whiners are a total distraction from the awesome group of students we are fortunate to have. We are truly blessed and thank them (provided that is fine with our lawyers). “Thank yous” are only handed out in countries where legal and void where prohibited. If your country does not allow “thank yous” please refrain from accepting it. This disclaimer is copyright material and not a joke.